A lot of people don't know that the creature with the highest output of farts on this planet is actually the lowly termite. Apparently their digestive process and diet makes them fart all the time which means there are tons of farting termites surrounding you and your loved ones at any given moment. Now I'm not a doctor, but I believe this also means that the best way to improve your farting skills is to buy a bunch of firewood and eat it.
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