So I just learned that the New York Times is reporting that almost half of our nation's sewage systems are currently dumping "human excrement and dangerous industrial chemicals" into our rivers and lakes which is where most of our drinking water comes from. This means that a good portion of the water we drink, including bottled water, contains some form of human poo. Now I don't know about you, but I'm going to drink nothing but blue energy drinks for the next month or so because I believe they're the only liquid substances more lethal than poo water.
