One of the most important parts of my job is to name any potential internet video celebrities in the event that they become famous. Right now I'm leaning towards naming this kid "Sword Boy" but I also think "Sword Kid" has a nice ring to it. "Fat Mullet Sword Child" is clearly too mean spirited and "The Chubby Short Bus Kid Who Practices Sword Play In His Backyard" is way too long and would never catch on. That is why I'm going to name this poor bastard "Retarded Sword Boy" and I just realized I haven't eaten Hostess Cup Cakes in a long time.
