The Nintendo Wii was a nice technological step in the evolution of video games, but it will be long forgotten once Microsoft releases the world's first 3D game system with sex controllers. The Xbox 69 will come with a minature sybian controller for women and a fleshlight controller for men and its first hit game "Super Maria Sisters" will let gamers face off against their favorite adult movie stars. Sure it means the end of socializing in America as we know it, but were people really all that interesting to begin with?
