Every time you listen to a Bon Jovi song it's like taking a bath in a giant tub filled with butter and awesome sauce. Awesome sauce is magical energy source that surrounds us and binds us just like The Force except it makes you awesome instead of a lonely hermit that fights intergalatic crime with a magic laser sword. The only downside of listening to Bon Jovi all the time is that it makes you want to punch farm animals in the face, but if you think about it, those lazy bastards kind of deserve it.
