Before you watch this video, I thought I should warn you that potential  side effects of watching it may Include flacid vomiting, hair loss,  extremely soupy diarrhea, dry mouth, painful rectal itch, dementia,  instantaneous death, halitosis, 7-month mental retardation, sleep loss,  internal combustion, a sudden craving to sniff your carpet, an addiction  to Windex, bone weakening, claustrophobia, the sudden urge to play  Everquest II, the ability to make Jesus cry, the inability to use proper  english in an online environment, temporary herpes, an urge to stab  your gerbil, the inability to breathe oxygen, the urge to watch the  Chinese version of Friends, migraines, diabetes, deafness, and of  course, the ability to channel the dead spirit of John Holmes. Don't  worry though, this only happens if you watch it while you're wearing  your underwear as a mask.