Some people feel safer when they have a gun under the pillow at night and I think those people are crazy. The best way to protect yourself is to always have a burrito under your pillow. If you ever get robbed, all you have to do is offer the robber your delicious bean and cheese burrito and they'll gladly leave in peace. I think you'll also find it to be the ultimate cure for insomnia because there's nothing more relaxing than the smell of a warm burrito.
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